**NEON DREAMS, CORPORATE SCHEMES**
In the dark alleys of the corporate world, a new player has emerged – JPMorgan Chase, the megacorp, is keepin’ tabs on its 65,000 engineers and technologists. They’re being forced to jack into the AI matrix, using tools like ChatGPT and Claude to boost productivity. But here’s the twist, chummers – the suits are tracking how often you use these tools, and it’s gonna affect your performance reviews.
You’re being graded on your AI usage, hackers. The more you plug in, the more you’ll be rewarded. But don’t think you can just slack off and still get the cred – the corp is watching, and they’ll know if you’re not contributin’ to the AI revolution.
The future is now, and it’s all about embracin’ the machine. So, gear up, hackers, and get ready to ride the AI wave.
**REFERENCE LINK:** https://www.artificialintelligence-news.com/news/jpmorgan-begins-tracking-how-employees-use-ai-at-work/
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